More from Chuck the Yeti, in a telephone interview* with Your Spectral Cavalier:
* Well, sort of. There was a cell phone on the desk at the time.
Ghost Knight: Thanks for calling me back, Chuck. What can you tell us about the latest climate-buzz out of India?
Chuck the Yeti: It’s true, GK. India has decided to form its own panel to study the climate-change issue.
GK: Really? But isn’t the head of the IPCC one of their own scientists?
Chuck: Dr. R.K. Pachauri, yep. But he made such a putz out of himself on the Himalayan glacier-gate thing that Indian Environment Minister Jairam Ramesh has decided that India needs to form a panel, independent of the U.N., and look into things for themselves. Here’s a quote from him:
“There is a fine line between climate science and climate evangelism. I am for climate science. I think people misused the IPCC report, the IPCC doesn’t do the original research which is one of the weaknesses…they just take published literature and then they derive assessments, so we had goof-ups on Amazon forest, glaciers, snow peaks.” (emphasis Chuck’s)
GK: Wow, that’s got to be a slap in the face to Pachauri. His own government doesn’t think his panel is doing a proper job. How is he taking that?
Chuck: Pretty much like you’d expect a guy like Pachauri to take it: he’s calling these challenges to his work “voodoo science”.
GK: (laughing) That’s funny, Chuck. Seriously, what did he say?
Chuck: “Voodoo science.”
GK: Bullsh*t.
Chuck: Truth. One Hawks fan to another.
GK: Let me see if I understand this: a guy who is a fully ordained Bishop in the Church of The-Glaciers-Must-Be-Melting-Because-My-Bong-Won’t-Cool-Off** is saying that the actual observations and field reports about the glaciers are “voodoo science”? (**may or may not be really true, but would explain quite a bit)
Chuck: Mm-hmm. That is a C-130 dropping a full payload of irony, isn’t it?
GK: Sure is. So what does Ramesh have planned?
Chuck: He’s set up the Indian Network on Comprehensive Climate Change Assessment (INCCA). They plan to take a look at India’s widely varying climates over the next several months, a combined effort of 125 research institutions throughout India and some international folks, and issue it’s own report in November.
GK: So INCCA will be doing the research themselves, and not cribbing data from whatever happens to be in their mailbox on any given day, or whatever computer program got left running all night? That makes a great deal of sense.
Chuck: That’s right. So maybe they can provide some findings that will actually help the environment where it’s needed, instead of trying to scare the hell out of everybody with ridiculous and unfounded claims for Al Gore to spout off on.
GK: Well, good luck to them. Maybe that kind of thinking will rub off on other countries, so they can provide their own citizens with reliable, relevant data instead of relying on the high-priced PR machine the U.N. jobs out to the highest bidder.
Chuck: Let’s hope so. You can read the article in the British newspaper Telegraph.